6 Steven Wright Quotes on Travel

Steven Wright quotes on travel

5. A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.'

59. I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

70. I saw a sign: 'Rest Area 25 Miles'. That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

89. I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

115. Last year me and my friend George drove across the country. We switched every half mile. We only had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I can't remember what it was.

154. When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'