3 Steven Wright Quotes on Death

Steven Wright quotes on death

38. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

125. My uncle was a clown for Ringling Bros. Circus, and when he died, all his friends came in one car.

149. Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So. What did you think?'