3 Steven Wright Quotes on Electricity

Steven Wright quotes on electricity

132. One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. My neighbors called the police. They thought there was lightning in my house.

141. There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

156. Winnie and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick.