3 Steven Wright Quotes on Relationships

Steven Wright quotes on relationships

99. I woke up one day and everything in the apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I said to my roommate 'Can you believe this? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.' He said, 'Do I know you?'

121. My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

187. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.