Steven Wright Quotes on Writing

5 quotes

  1. I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose.

  2. I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done, so now I just have to fill in the rest.

  3. I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. When it's finished I'm going to sue myself.

  4. If sometimes you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

  5. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

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