4 Steven Wright Quotes on Contradiction

Steven Wright quotes on contradiction

44. I have an answering machine in my car. It says, 'I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.'

133. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

155. When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody's perfect so I stopped practicing.

169. I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.