Steven Wright Quotes on Curiosity
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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(a few minutes later) I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow in it... Just checking.
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In my new house there's a switch on the wall that doesn't do anything, so for fun I'd just flick it up and down, over and over. Then one day I got a letter from a woman in Germany. It just said, 'Cut it out.'
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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.