Steven Wright Quotes on Marketing
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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
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I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, 'It's free with purchase.' I asked her if anyone bought anything today.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?