5 Steven Wright Quotes on Marketing

Steven Wright quotes on marketing

12. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

71. I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, 'It's free with purchase.' I asked her if anyone bought anything today.

94. I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

148. Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.

191. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?